2/7 worthless breathwaste, and one of the two was a guess ffs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 19:12, archived)

Yeah not my best ever 2day either m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 20:14, archived)

Just sharted out about two tablespoons of whole peas into the bog
Note to self: chew your food
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 20:35, archived)

I've been doing some really loud farts of late.
I wouldn't be surprised if the downstairs neighbour hears them in the dead of night.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 22:11, archived)

Can relate
o a
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 23:32, archived)

whale peas

(dribble, Sat 6 Feb 2021, 0:05, archived)