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Still got all my hair and a 28 inch waist

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 11:35, archived)
+in a carrier bag in my loft

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 11:37, archived)
#vampiresofsoho

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 11:37, archived)
#whiskersonkittens

(dribble, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 11:39, archived)
Does the 28 inch waist belong to your inflatable girlfriend?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 11:40, archived)