an electrician showed up at 9am to do checks for the landlord, was going to take me offline for 20mins or so
Of course it was 1.5h, the cunt. All the work I got ahead of yesterday morning was wiped out and I've only now got back on top of it.

Monday schmonday, that's what I've never said before but might do again in the future.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 15:18, archived)

Did he take that long because he spent most of his time talking about carp fishing, doing lines of shoe and pausing to catch pokemon?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Feb 2021, 15:32, archived)

I had my suspicions when I noticed that all my lagers had gone missing from the fridge

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 15:34, archived)

The prosecution rests, m'lud.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 Feb 2021, 18:57, archived)

TAKE HIM DIIIINE

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 20:03, archived)

He’s gone fishing m’lud

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 23:01, archived)

No the schmonday thing has to stop here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 23:00, archived)