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OK then have a new thread, see if I care
We've got the mould man in today, how fricken cool is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 11:15, archived)
worst superhero ever

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 11:16, archived)
er, SOMEONE is forgetting about SuperMatt, aren't they?

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 11:19, archived)
I tried and failed to find his 'epic cape wind' video on youtube the other day :(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 11:52, archived)
you're welcome
youtu.be/ofvMmLqIcGo
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 12:32, archived)
#stones

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)
He's not the hero we need, but he's the hero we deserve.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:25, archived)

didn't mean to put that there, but it's done now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:26, archived)
fucking lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 12:45, archived)
Eric Cape Wind?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:15, archived)
Why not try the gif?
ibb.co/yYD46jt
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:55, archived)
well, there goes my afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:59, archived)
I've ordered a record I want for my wife's birthday present
how fricken cool is that?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 11:18, archived)
clever!
I think my lucky wife might be getting a rotisserie attachment for the bbq, some ska 45s and a big bag'o'shoe for hers
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 11:53, archived)
she deserves it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 12:32, archived)
I know, she's had a tough time of it, thought I'd really pull out all the stops for her

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:49, archived)
Its fucking chucking it down with snerr in mayfair , fuck it I'm going home before it's too late

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 11:18, archived)
get out whilst you still can

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 11:52, archived)
Think I'll go for a walk
Can't spend another day just sitting here reading
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 11:39, archived)
I fear I shall have to brave Lidl later

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 11:54, archived)
I thought I would, too
But it seems I didn't forget to buy deodorant after all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 12:46, archived)
24 seconds of deodorant joke from the early 80s
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2N1mBsEdM
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:15, archived)
no need for me to click on that to know what it is

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:50, archived)
How have I never seen this before?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 14:10, archived)
beats me tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 14:21, archived)
Well I went for a nice 10k run on the beach
it was exceptionally pretty
imgur.com/vqfojyI
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:19, archived)
I never knew Ron and Russell had a dog.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:27, archived)
that looks like good hikin' country

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:38, archived)

hik dogg
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:51, archived)
going to do a 50min HIIT bike session when the mould man leaves
I won't put him through the embarrassment of having to listen to me grunting in the loft
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:51, archived)
You don't want to take the mould man up the attic then?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 15:11, archived)
i have very little motivation to do anything today
bought a treadmill though, looking forward to using it every day for 2 weeks and then not at all for 2 years and eventually selling it on the local facebook group
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:31, archived)
my wife wants a treadmill
how much did you spend, if you don't mind me asking?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:59, archived)
£945 lol

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 14:11, archived)
proper mug me

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 14:11, archived)
I don't think you are
From what cursory research we've done spending less than about a grand on these things will get nothing but flimsy, rickety shit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 14:20, archived)
+don't talk bit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 14:21, archived)
I've got the mold man round
My blancmange looks like a fucken rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:39, archived)
oh HO!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 13:52, archived)