It's not you m8, this troubled tit-spanner has nightly conversations with itself on here
This is apparently 'whimsy' as opposed to 'heartbreaking public alcohol-induced mental collapse', who knew
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:22, archived)

Well I guess it's not doing any harm and hopefully keeps him out of mischief.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:32, archived)

it doesn't

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:44, archived)