i'm not the most loved person here but in real life i'm actually alrite
i know home life isn't easy for everyone, and i don't want to belittle that
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(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 21:24, archived)

ur such a scamp

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 21:25, archived)

i no i'm well of the naughty generation. gen n i think it's called.
don't worry. old people can't read and won't be offended and also fuck off.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 21:26, archived)

signed: sexkitten69 genuine password u dnt wnna no cheers rite FUCK OFF

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 21:27, archived)

my pizza is with me.
not really true. still waiting.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 21:35, archived)

hwlp i've eat too much

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 22:16, archived)

This is where you live
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaker_Street
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:09, archived)

This is your family
www.britannica.com/topic/Beaker-folk
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:10, archived)

This is his thead
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3509854-penis-beaker
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:12, archived)

This is his online 'girl' persona designed to attract extra nonce bonus attention
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tracy_Beaker
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:18, archived)

Can I just ask, is the term 'beaker' a muppet reference because he constantly shouts 'me me me'?
Edit - Beaker that is.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 0:21, archived)

Ode to Hitler
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnT7pT6zCcA
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 0:35, archived)

^musical representation of someone starting a thread and then replying to themselves five times.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 0:46, archived)

Yes.

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:14, archived)

Has everyone else got me on ignore or something? I feel like I'm missing a lot of this thread.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:05, archived)

It's not you m8, this troubled tit-spanner has nightly conversations with itself on here
This is apparently 'whimsy' as opposed to 'heartbreaking public alcohol-induced mental collapse', who knew
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:22, archived)

Well I guess it's not doing any harm and hopefully keeps him out of mischief.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:32, archived)

it doesn't

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:44, archived)

welcome to my world

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 8:09, archived)