Bigfoot.
Otherwise known as Sasquatch. Possibly a type of yeti.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:42, archived)

Wouldn't it be good if they found hard proof of the existence of Bigfoot?
Or aliens. Or anything, really.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:46, archived)

Nik Kershaw'szzzzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:49, archived)

I've got some 'hard proof' HERE
*points at crotch*
(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:22, archived)

you mean it bores people with the minutiae of its daily life on moribund forums?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:46, archived)

maybe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:49, archived)