Hello
I can't clench my back left teeth and my left ear keeps a-poppin' - I think widsom tooth drama may be afoot for ol' Queefio.

What else may be afoot?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:34, archived)

The hands of the leg
jajajaja
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:35, archived)

#clever

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:38, archived)

I have relatively good news, Boyce
Finally managed to get through to the hospital, and I'm still on the list. I mean, it's still not happening any time soon, but they've confirmed that I haven't been forgotten
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:36, archived)

two hats is not forgotten, no they'll never let you get away

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:38, archived)

that's as good news as you can really expect at the moment, I would think
nice one
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:38, archived)

Yeah. Better than nothing, is the way I'm treating it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:42, archived)

is it still the same list though?
or have you been moved onto the people who might die because we cancelled their operation list?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:41, archived)

I didn't think to ask

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:41, archived)

That is good news.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:42, archived)

304.8mm

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:36, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8293076
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:38, archived)

I'm looking forward to finding out more of TH's favourite things
although I suspect it will be mainly buying guitars and eating cakes and/or pies
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:37, archived)

answer the question, dickhead

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:39, archived)

ian botham's footpenis

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:39, archived)

THANK YOU

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:42, archived)

I hope I'm one of his favourite things.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:43, archived)

I don't wish you any specific harm

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:45, archived)

I'll take it

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:16, archived)

I bet you will

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:19, archived)

Worst dee snider ever

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:01, archived)

that's quite a claim

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:33, archived)

Bigfoot.
Otherwise known as Sasquatch. Possibly a type of yeti.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:42, archived)

Wouldn't it be good if they found hard proof of the existence of Bigfoot?
Or aliens. Or anything, really.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:46, archived)

Nik Kershaw'szzzzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:49, archived)

I've got some 'hard proof' HERE
*points at crotch*
(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:22, archived)

you mean it bores people with the minutiae of its daily life on moribund forums?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:46, archived)

maybe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:49, archived)

12 inches

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:43, archived)

it's more than likely

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:50, archived)

I favoured the remoaner metric option

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:43, archived)

surprised no-one's said "the game" yet
anyway, "the game"
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:55, archived)

I just lost 'the game' oh hahaha

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:57, archived)

I just lost my nan's on
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:59, archived)

Oh god, people who pretend to get really angry when someone mentions "the game" are the most tedious lolwacky twats.

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:01, archived)

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:16, archived)

I like how they think the rest of humanity gives a fuck.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:20, archived)

or is it a sport?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:59, archived)

lol

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:03, archived)

alright

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:56, archived)

widsom teeth, widoutsom teeth

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:56, archived)

widsom, losesom

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:57, archived)

Norman Widsom

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:00, archived)

Widsomer Murders

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:01, archived)

The guff I’ve been brewing throughout my team meeting this morning

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:00, archived)

I'm Brexiting in my speakers
getting the whole shooting kitenkaboodle done in one go.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:15, archived)

My parcel ordered two weeks ago is still being delayed by brexit
I think it has to pass through every country in the EU before returning to the UK, or something
(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:35, archived)

country rectum

This IS what the Brexit negotiations were all about.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:40, archived)

I'm having nightmares work-wise with stuff coming from or going to the EU
it's fucking awful
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:59, archived)

Do goods coming from outside the EU have all this fuss anyway, or is the UK getting special treatment

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:16, archived)

yes they do, but it's all long-established so the wheels turn more easily
But at the moment getting containers out of the Far East is also totally fucked: prices have trebled if you can even get one at all. I've got a load of stuff stuck in Thailand at the moment waiting for the situation to improve: it's been ready to leave for weeks already. The world's fucked right now
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:47, archived)

I bet the thais love having their docks full of containers that can't go anywhere
brexit (plus I guess covid worker absences) making trouble for every country not just us

Still, let's think of it as a transition phase, optimists will tell you these are just initial wrinkles to be ironed out
(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:41, archived)

we're having to get stuff in through weird ports like Liverpool rather than nearer ones like Felixtowe and Tilbury

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:59, archived)

Looking forward to all prices going up even more to pay for those extra miles

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 16:31, archived)

it's already happening at a wholesale level

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 17:48, archived)

Tim martin reckoned brexit was going to be great for everyone, and covid was a big fuss about nothing
I wonder what his opinions are on climate change and sustainable energy sources
(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 18:00, archived)

Just watched the youngest boy eat a double decker while on the treadmill
Little prick. I'm tempted to fucken throw something at him
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:36, archived)

cheeky scamp

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:59, archived)

is that verboten?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:18, archived)

Trampling in crumbs

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:22, archived)

This too

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:22, archived)

Eating chocolate while exercising seems like a waste of time
I think he's doing it to annoy me. And it worked
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:22, archived)

little scamp

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:25, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBYeDSrm-uM
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:29, archived)

Ah, not a bad one
From a particularly fun time in the business. The highlight of that show though, is the Cactus Jack/HHH street fight. Superb performances all round
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:49, archived)

that street fight is an absolute classic

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Feb 2021, 16:01, archived)

It certainly is

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 16:23, archived)

chocolate on the treadmill

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:36, archived)

Not rising to it m2^3

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:44, archived)

wanker

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:47, archived)

Sophie Ellizzzzzzzzzz

( broadsword, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:57, archived)

My chair keeps vibrating and there's a terrible smell
I suspect I may be doing guffs
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:38, archived)

all the signs are there

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:00, archived)

dunno, could be sat above a volcano

( broadsword, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:28, archived)

#violetberlin

(dribble, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:22, archived)

this bloke
tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.wUcpMyH5Xlooz484QWuevAHaKI&pid=Api
( broadsword, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:28, archived)

can't make my mind up about him
Had me in fits the first time I saw him...next time: awful
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:48, archived)

I mean, he's no Russel Kane

( broadsword, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:57, archived)

or 'The Maestro', as he's known amongst those of us who know real talent

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 16:06, archived)

he's pretty funny I reckon

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:51, archived)

no-one asked you, fuck off
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:53, archived)

public forum mate, PUBLIC FUCKIN FORUM YOU CUNT

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:17, archived)