Hey, it's only fackin' pancake day!!!
Unfortunately I think pancakes are shit so wotevs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:18, archived)

shit crépe
(Garold Huzzah!, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:21, archived)

I missed a trick there, eh your highness

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:28, archived)

I don’t know do I

(Garold Huzzah!, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:51, archived)

alright
youtu.be/Tgjg1hlhvXY
(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:30, archived)

Jock Box was their best one, top notch beatboxing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYGD9bGaW14
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:35, archived)

I want to be like Bill Cosby and Michael Jackson, at the same time.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:39, archived)

that's aged like milk, as they say

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)

I suspect you already are.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:53, archived)

as well-loved as the former, as normal-looking as the latter

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:17, archived)

that's me!

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:28, archived)

Might give up going to the pub for lent

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)

you will be rewarded in heaven

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:36, archived)

I’m giving up posting on /chat

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:49, archived)

posting my anal virginity
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:08, archived)

I quite like the odd pancake
But not more than one, too sweet
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)

No mate
Pancakes are great.

Surprised you're not planning on cooking up some bánh xèo, okonomiyaki or some other 'foodie' pancake nonsense.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 13:07, archived)

I'm not a Christian m8, Shrove Tuesday doesn't mean shit to me
I'm doing a Keralan fish curry this evening
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 13:57, archived)

also okonomiyaki is possibly the worst Japanese food I've ever eaten

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:06, archived)

Traditional Japanese breakfast are grim, as my ex found out, then ate my american breakfast, the cunt

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:13, archived)

overall it's not one of my favourite cuisines tbh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:25, archived)

Nor mine , I like a katsu curry, but that is considered peasant food over there so most good restaurants dont sell it

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:34, archived)

I like tonkotsu ramen, but again that's basically fast food

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:39, archived)

They do some good fish dishes, but I dont eat fish

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:41, archived)

Oh I had this, very nice
www.justonecookbook.com/saikoro-steak/
(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:44, archived)

that looks great

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 15:48, archived)

have you tried pocky?
fucking disgusting
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 15:43, archived)

yeah my kid loves them, but she is a shocking weeb

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 15:48, archived)

my niece is the same
weird kid
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 15:57, archived)

I was gutted when I saw tokyo diner has shut and is now fakey cake, hopefully it's just because of lockdown
www.tokyodiner.com/
(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:00, archived)

ah I remember you recommending them before
I think we ended up having Korean bbq instead, unfortunately, although in fairness it was fucking delicious and a lot of fun
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:07, archived)

Did you look at the cakes they are making? Odd shit

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:12, archived)

wow those are indeed odd shit,
The 'model of the Colosseum made from fish' being a standout
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:16, archived)

Chicken katsu cake, hmmm

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:26, archived)

it's a no from me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:31, archived)

Yeah I cant pull the trigger and 2 cakes and 2 beers isn't a bad deal for which is going to be good quality

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:36, archived)

actually that offer with the two beers is indeed a deal
those tall Sapporo cans are about £3 each on their own
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:59, archived)

I'm going to do it my daughter was conceived in Japan, and birthday Monday

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 17:15, archived)

Not open mondays lol

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 17:32, archived)

Ah fuck

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 18:15, archived)

What the fuck

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 19:28, archived)

Omg sonc

(dribble, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 16:17, archived)

I'm not a Christian m8,
+is a
+to most, but it
(dribble, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:32, archived)

^ straight out racist, mother fuck him and brb

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 16 Feb 2021, 14:38, archived)