my mid life crisis jacket is supposed to show up today
GURD TOIMES
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:03, archived)

Nice
Last time I got excited about clothes was the imminent arrival of my Ted Baker zip up hoodie. It's well beezer.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:10, archived)

I'm getting the red and blue one of these
nostalgiacentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/breakdancing_4.jpg

Cheaper than buying a sports car and having an affair with your secretary I suppose
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:25, archived)

This is true
And they don't look silly. I think you'll be able to pull it off
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:31, archived)

it's just shown up and it looks THE FUCKEN TITS
I realise I only have one era-correct pair of Nikes to wear with it, this needs dealing with
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:47, archived)

just do it
Lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:53, archived)

LOL

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 13:12, archived)

One of them is being a table.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:38, archived)

it's actually a very useful ability
comes in very handy for picnics and so on
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:50, archived)

he only does it occasionally

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 14:46, archived)

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(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)

Bet brb would like that.

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 13:51, archived)