YEAH
yeah?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 11:47, archived)

n

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 11:52, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8294410
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:02, archived)

Haha YES

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:02, archived)

oh MAN!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:02, archived)

my mid life crisis jacket is supposed to show up today
GURD TOIMES
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:03, archived)

Nice
Last time I got excited about clothes was the imminent arrival of my Ted Baker zip up hoodie. It's well beezer.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:10, archived)

I'm getting the red and blue one of these
nostalgiacentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/breakdancing_4.jpg

Cheaper than buying a sports car and having an affair with your secretary I suppose
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:25, archived)

This is true
And they don't look silly. I think you'll be able to pull it off
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:31, archived)

it's just shown up and it looks THE FUCKEN TITS
I realise I only have one era-correct pair of Nikes to wear with it, this needs dealing with
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:47, archived)

just do it
Lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:53, archived)

LOL

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 13:12, archived)

One of them is being a table.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:38, archived)

it's actually a very useful ability
comes in very handy for picnics and so on
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:50, archived)

he only does it occasionally

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 14:46, archived)

i.redd.it/0x2v21x135i41.png
(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)

Bet brb would like that.

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 13:51, archived)

probably

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:06, archived)

you need to commit, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:08, archived)

go on then, you've twisted my arm

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:19, archived)

that's not your arm, you dorty wee bogger

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:23, archived)

works every time

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:38, archived)

Equal rights and justice in this thread

(dribble, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:11, archived)

yeah but some people are more equal than others under this government, AM I RIGHT

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:15, archived)

RIGHTS FOR WHITES NOW!

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:25, archived)

^rivers of crud

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:27, archived)

You know who the REAL oppressed minorities are these days?

(dribble, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 13:32, archived)

midgets?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 14:47, archived)

Go easy on me I’m having a hard time

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:31, archived)

I'll tell you what's hard
MY FETID PENUS, M8
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)

cor let’s have a look then

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:39, archived)

BEHOLD
sss
B=D
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:42, archived)

That's stink lines coming off it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:43, archived)

now THAT’S what I like to call your penus

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:44, archived)

...in the boy's showers

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)

good one

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 12:39, archived)

YES
YES
YES
( broadsword, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 13:18, archived)

u no dat

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 13:31, archived)

none of the stuff i needed turned up,
so i'm just going to go home now
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Feb 2021, 13:25, archived)

ah well, you did your bit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 13:31, archived)

i had 4 cups of coffee and i phoned up for a quote for some new lightbulbs
that's basically a days work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Feb 2021, 13:33, archived)

Yeah Yeah Yeah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ypcjgNU1z0
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 13:41, archived)

I used to see him out all the time, looking like he was hours from death

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 13:43, archived)

Probably sick of people asking if he was going to get himself connected

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 13:58, archived)

he looked like he was sick of something a great deal more serious

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 13:59, archived)

Don't fucking start

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 14:03, archived)

=fart
maybe yours will catch fire
(dribble, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 14:15, archived)

yeah?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 15:12, archived)

mild day, isn't it?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 14:45, archived)

very, just come back from the park

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 15:12, archived)

popped out for a few bits myself
picked up a couple of meals from the butcher's, beef green pepper and salt and pepper chicken, all chopped and prepped, just have to throw them in the wok with a bit of oil. good value, too, 2 for £5. definitely getting more next week
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 15:16, archived)

good idea for butchers, pre-prepped meal bags

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:03, archived)

they do lots of things like that
including pots of homemade stuffing and chilli jam, hot cooked chicken, ribs, sausages, nuggets, pies, siu mais, chips, scouse, all kinds of stuff. the queue at lunchtimes stretches around the block
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:15, archived)

Not bad, ta.
I've found out that a colleague of mine who has been working as a contractor for the last 18 months
had applied for and gotten the job as a permanent role. We're very lucky to have her - she knows what she's doing and is great to work with. All-in-all a very surprising instance of the organisation managing to get something right. Huzzah
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 15:24, archived)

Which was nice.

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 15:24, archived)

seems to be happening a lot

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 15:35, archived)

My name is gary debber and I work in bristol

(dribble, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:18, archived)

shut up Barnaby Bear

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:38, archived)

Amazing!
we must work for the same great company.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:35, archived)