Anything good for tea?
Justeat? Deliveroo?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:37, archived)

A Slice of toast and a grape.

( brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:39, archived)

phwooor!
Go easy on the grape.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:40, archived)

Wimpy

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:43, archived)

I used to love them
and Little Chef
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:48, archived)

Why don't you love wimpy anymore? Still the same as they always were

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:56, archived)

Didn't they go bust?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 17:06, archived)

No you are thinking of low cost transatlantic airline freddy laker, easy mistake

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 17:08, archived)

Some turned into burger kings

(dribble, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 18:56, archived)

I never heard of a wimpy whopper.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 20:56, archived)

It's what I call my schlong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 0:26, archived)

ooh, I fancy a bender in a bun

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:57, archived)

Get one then, I'll be having the classic quarter pounder with cheese

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:59, archived)

I bet they don't have one in York
probably can't afford it having spent all their hard-earned cash on 'scraps from th'chippeh'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 17:04, archived)

the miserable, shit-caked subhumans that they are

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 17:04, archived)

Theres a few in New York dunno about ooop north

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 17:12, archived)

correct on both counts m8

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 17:16, archived)

Brown Derby, Brown Derby, Put your hands all over my body

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:58, archived)

Beef rendang from out of the freezer
Cooked a big batch a few weeks ago
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:44, archived)

nice

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:49, archived)

the problem I've got is that I've never had a proper rendang so, like Les Dennis, 'ah dern rurleh knerr' if it's the real deal
mrs liked it and she's from (relatively) near there so that will do for me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:54, archived)

air on toast

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:52, archived)

you fancy-ass muthafuckah, Cheers
cheers
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:55, archived)

I am an insufferable food ponce after all

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:57, archived)

quite so, dear boy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:59, archived)

+ pubic h
lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 17:39, archived)

no way lol ur mental!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 17:57, archived)

Haha, I've got a tonne of these, you wait

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 18:03, archived)

oh boy am I ready!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 18:08, archived)

reported

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 18:11, archived)

If being hilarious is a crime, then lock me up for life m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 18:36, archived)

You weren’t being hilarious you were being unnecessarily lewd, take that content elsewhere you dirty boy

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 18:47, archived)

public hair on toast??????

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 19:14, archived)

lol dunno rofl

( broadsword, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:55, archived)

A big old bowl of nunya

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 17:32, archived)

chicken rice bowl
not just yet though
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 17:33, archived)

Beef green pepper in black bean sauce with boiled rice
Followed by a couple of pints
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 17:34, archived)

Beef green isn't a real pepper or even a real colour.

( brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 18:59, archived)

Faggots and gravy
/ac
(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 17:50, archived)

Pasta with sauce FROM A JAR

(dribble, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 20:43, archived)