17:14
What are you doing right now?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:14, archived)

ym

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:18, archived)

an oldie but a goodie


plane-o's mum, I mean
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:25, archived)

She's been dead 30 years so that makes you a necrophilliac
*calls the police*
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:36, archived)

less necrophiliac, more bone-frotter

(piss and shit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:11, archived)

On the tube

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:22, archived)

On the train now

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:35, archived)

*commuter high fives*

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:36, archived)

Red sky at night here , Turkish delight

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:40, archived)

still light(ish) at 5:50pm, good toimes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:48, archived)

Certainly, my mum says I have to be home before dark, list a lot of jobs because of that

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:55, archived)

the funky chicken

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:25, archived)

Boiling some sprouts, if you must know

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:48, archived)

Being upset online but hiding it well

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 17:58, archived)

Titting up a tarsier

( broadsword, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:08, archived)

Is that like sexing up a dossier

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:11, archived)

if you like, yeah

( broadsword, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:29, archived)

the do

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:12, archived)

Magic pockets intro

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:25, archived)

alright betty

( broadsword, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:28, archived)

Bam meh damn?

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:42, archived)

The fucken bartman, who cares

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:20, archived)

You’re really rude and unpleasant.

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:26, archived)

I am not, ask anyone

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:26, archived)

There

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:39, archived)

Neither am I but ask anyone and they’ll tell you I am so now where do we fucken stand?

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:40, archived)

I honestly don't know

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:47, archived)

I do. You’re my boyfriend now.

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:55, archived)

Ok

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 19:01, archived)

It's all about the confidence

(dribble, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 19:03, archived)

Its certainly why I did the theme tune, who without confidence asks someone to write a theme tune to their own show

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 19:08, archived)

It’s an absolute banger mate I love ‘nu metal’

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 19:29, archived)

Tbf if nobody gets my user name reference I wouldn't be surprised, you'd have to be a certain age

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 19:38, archived)

I saw Ricky gervais interview him on television once he seemed like a weirdo

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 19:46, archived)

Me you mean

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 20:00, archived)

Yes my mistake sorry

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 20:03, archived)

a poo

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 18:44, archived)

sexy

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 19:26, archived)

Trying to work out which is the nice Gary.

( brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 20:16, archived)

That’s me m8

(Runcorn shitty limits, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 20:43, archived)