making soup
vast fucking quantities of the stuff, huge pan so we'll be eating the interminable gloop for days so 1) nobody needs to cook again for a while and b) someone else will cook the next time so we're not on a soup-based diet for ages.

Also my farts are pretty horrid right now anyway, this won't help matters.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 13:57, archived)

I've got so little going on in my life that I've just created a shared Google doc daily meal planner
The idea is to clear out the freezer instead of constantly buying new stuff.

This is very sad indeed, I am well aware...
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 14:01, archived)

that's saaaaaad

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 14:06, archived)

You could connect it to a webcam
actually inside the freezer so the eager public can follow your consumption of Iceland basics pizzas
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 14:49, archived)

sounds relaxing

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 14:51, archived)

we have one duck leg, which came as part of a Meat Box from her sister
no idea what to do with it, too much faff to make Chinese duck when you've only got one of them, I reckon
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 15:05, archived)

confit?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 15:06, archived)

I thought about that but again, can I really be arsed if there's just one leg there?
I suppose it would make a nice starter, could shred it into a little salad
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 15:19, archived)

warm duck salad with walnuts and green apple

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 15:23, archived)

someone suggested Portuguese duck rice which I'd never heard of, it looks great

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 16:29, archived)

Go for it

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 17:24, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLGUXjfF-eI
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 18:01, archived)

Divide it up, since one of them are both the same
infinite food, like jesus
(dribble, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 18:46, archived)

mmm, warm Jesus and walnuts

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 19:01, archived)