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mine's coming to stay for the weekend for the first time in 7 months (unless she cancels last minute)
super excited - but rather embarrassingly my wife's best mate has just sent us a restaurant box from a fancy Italian place in Covent Garden so when I get back from collecting jr later she's going to have to watch us eat a 4 course dinner for two inc candles and champagne, having just eaten some fucking slop at her mum's
(, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:40, archived)
You're going to eat candles?
very Heston Blumenthal.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:42, archived)
yes gary.
we're going to eat candles.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:43, archived)
four of them? Like in the 2ronnies sketch that was almost as funny as only fools and horses when trigger pulled a face?

(, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 10:00, archived)
Nice

(, Fri 30 Apr 2021, 9:44, archived)