How do I fucking swear?
While swearing is permitted on the boards, we prefer more creative forms of profanity:

Portmanteau: twat + cunt = twunt. Can you think of your own?

Animal combos: cock-badger and kitten-flaps have been found to be most effective.

Reversal: by reversing "fuck" and "cock" you can substantially improve your swearing. EG: "Cock off you cocking fucksucker."
Stand out from the crowd and find your own swearing style. Maybe yours will catch on.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 May 2021, 15:47, archived)

Cock off you cocking fucksucker twunt cock-badger kitten-flaps! Haha we have a right laugh here!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 May 2021, 17:49, archived)

Woo Yay Houpla!!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 May 2021, 18:16, archived)

Hold on - what fucking crowd?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 May 2021, 17:50, archived)

:(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 May 2021, 18:16, archived)

There were also 97,366 users who didn't post much...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 May 2021, 19:02, archived)

Damn you covid 19

( mongychops, Wed 5 May 2021, 19:08, archived)