So grotesquely obese he can live in three countries simultaneously?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 May 2021, 10:22, archived)

Fuck off, you're revolting. Your fuckin' suntan, you're like leather. Like a leather man. You could make a fuckin' suitcase. You look like a fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fuckin' Idi Amin. State of you. You should be ashamed of yourself.
(dribble, Fri 7 May 2021, 10:34, archived)

The guy who wrote that used to come round here to do voiceovers in my missus' booth.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 7 May 2021, 13:19, archived)

It's amazing what you can do for tax reasons...

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 10:34, archived)