Tory win in Fartleypoo then (that’s what I call it)Morning
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 7:41,
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morningon a similar note, I was woken up at 05:00 by a violent bout of the shits from the beef teriyaki pizza with extra jalapeños I had last night
no regrets though. That pizza was awesome
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 7 May 2021, 7:48,
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I'm sure you could read the future in the toilet bowl(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 8:08,
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oh yeahthe future is "I'm going to have that fucking pizza again"
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 7 May 2021, 8:17,
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Not THAT particular one, surely?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 9:28,
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morningmy pulse was 54 half an hour ago. fuck! I average a nice 49-51 because I'm really cool and mellow, like that Queefar'ds. I must have been angry or something.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 7 May 2021, 8:19,
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Labour are, sadly, disappearing up their own arses (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 May 2021, 8:30,
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Labour started disappearing up their own arses at least 15 years ago, and they achieved it shortly afterwards.Keir Starmer is trying to poke his head out of the arsehole like a curious turtle, but he's still covered in shit.
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Hopefully in a generation people will have forgotten who Jeremy Corbyn wasthen things may be okay. I'll be retired and living in Spain, Portugal and Italy by then so I won't care.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 8:55,
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haha, no Continental retirement for you, British pigdog!(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 7 May 2021, 8:58,
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Haha but I'm married to an Italian national!it may take me a few years to get an Italian passport myself but for the time being I can still behave like an EU citizen by clever use of marriage.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 9:00,
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Well I was dead set against itbut it's worked out fine for me really. I don't know what I was so worried about. My job hasn't been impacted at all really and my life is pretty much the same except I'm having to learn Italian to pass an exam to get another passport.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 9:01,
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The exam aside, if you intend to move there it's probably sensible to learn it anywaythen you'll be able to hear when the natives make derogatory remarks about all the fucking immigrants
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How they can claim any kind of superioritywith such a STUPID passato prossimo and passato imperfetto system of conjugation is beyond me. La, le, lo, li, gli fucking hell they can just fuck off bunch of cazzos
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 9:14,
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una pizza cazzo per favore, mille grazie, stronzo(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 7 May 2021, 9:32,
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So grotesquely obese he can live in three countries simultaneously? (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 May 2021, 10:22,
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Fuck off, you're revolting. Your fuckin' suntan, you're like leather. Like a leather man. You could make a fuckin' suitcase. You look like a fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fuckin' Idi Amin. State of you. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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The guy who wrote that used to come round here to do voiceovers in my missus' booth.
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It's amazing what you can do for tax reasons...(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 10:34,
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They were good once (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 May 2021, 8:58,
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under Blair they were great - he was their greatest ever leader, even if the Corbyn mob despise him.The only Labour PM in a lot of people's lifetimes, and the only Labour leader to win a general election since 1974, nearly fifty years ago.
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I'd vote Blair againI don't actually care about the war any more, everyone makes the odd mistake.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 9:24,
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seeing as how the war was in 2003 and he won again in 2005, I'd say that a large chunk of the electorate didn't give too much of a shit about the war either(, Fri 7 May 2021, 9:30, archived)
One of my colleagues is from Iraqnot that you'd know it, she's lived here since she was a young child. I haven't spoken to her about Tony Blair, but I believe she's not a fan.
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Even if they get in again, it's going to be Tory lite (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 May 2021, 9:28,
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electtions are won from the centre, and Labour haven't been a socialist party since the mid 90s, when they abolished Clause 4.So 'Tory lite' isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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let's just agree that 'Tory lite' is a less bad thing than 'full-fat Tory'(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 7 May 2021, 9:32,
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Yeahfine. Whatever. Tory light, mild conservative, anything. Just not these cunts please. Can't we just have some not mental people? That'd be nice.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 9:43,
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I'm such a centrist dad(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 10:30,
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centre is a relative position (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 May 2021, 10:35,
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Well, yesthere's a steaming shit on the right and a big skid mark on the left from the person who sat there last. I don't like the middle that much but it seems to be the only place that's devoid of faeces.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 10:37,
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come on now, I reckon that Corbyn and McDonnell did a fantastic job of leading the Labour party to electoral success!(, Fri 7 May 2021, 10:38, archived)
Up there with Theresa May, definitely(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 10:44,
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must be poor genes, I was 100% fine, not even a sore armhave you tried jumping off Beachy Head?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 May 2021, 10:28,
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I tried getting beachy headthe sand got everywhere
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 May 2021, 10:35,
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