How's tricks?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 13 May 2021, 22:06, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 May 2021, 22:11, archived)

Prestidigitation eh?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 May 2021, 22:32, archived)

Still a pair of twins and a dwarf

( mongychops, Thu 13 May 2021, 22:32, archived)

Very bad
Just realised I'm 3 weeks late. I don't want to be pregnant, not at 46! I was told this couldn't happen!
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 May 2021, 23:53, archived)

don’t worry
it’s probably just ovarian cancer
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 14 May 2021, 5:12, archived)

don't worry
it's probably just the menopause
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 May 2021, 6:29, archived)

Oh I fucking hope so

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 May 2021, 8:59, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 May 2021, 8:02, archived)

it's probably because someone couldn't keep it in their pants

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 14 May 2021, 8:03, archived)