I have just had an order from Annunziata Rees-Mogg

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 8:50, archived)

is there a way to maybe get someone in the warehouse to shit in the box?
i don't mind putting some money in for him
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 May 2021, 8:52, archived)

I'll see what I can do

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 8:54, archived)

from the Rees-Mogg coat of arms:
"1st, between two Spearheads erect Sable a Cock proper (Mogg)"
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 19 May 2021, 9:05, archived)

Well he's not wrong.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 May 2021, 10:39, archived)

Your direct-to-front-door crack'n'hooker business
really is going great guns isn't it?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 May 2021, 9:18, archived)

lockdown's been a major boon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 9:20, archived)

take your protein pills and put your helmet oon


lol helmet
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 10:29, archived)

helmet helmit

of the peanus, you see
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 May 2021, 10:40, archived)

ah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 11:04, archived)