Góðan daginn

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 7:43, archived)

hi mum

(dribble, Wed 19 May 2021, 7:49, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 7:55, archived)

wæs hæil

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 May 2021, 7:57, archived)

thanks m8, that means a lot
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 8:20, archived)

The góðan daginn girl is mine
morning
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 19 May 2021, 8:19, archived)

morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 8:20, archived)

it's a beautiful day here in sunny oxford.
How are you all doing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 May 2021, 8:25, archived)

hello windy
it's horrible and rainy here and work is v quiet, but we've got my wife's mate coming for lunch on Saturday (her first time seeing a friend in well over a year : a pretty big deal) so having fun planning a middle eastern/Turkish meze type spread. Hopefully not too long til we can meet up with you lot
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 8:39, archived)

Yeah, I'm looking forward to popping down to old London Town and having a beer up
We had a big Turkish dinner the other night and I thought of you both after that nice dinner we had with Gilbert and George.

We've also got friends round at the weekend which is going to be the absolute best.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 May 2021, 8:44, archived)

magic, enjoy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 8:49, archived)

well well well

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 May 2021, 8:34, archived)

+anksm+
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 8:39, archived)

alright, Roots Manuva

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 May 2021, 9:38, archived)

I have just had an order from Annunziata Rees-Mogg

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 8:50, archived)

is there a way to maybe get someone in the warehouse to shit in the box?
i don't mind putting some money in for him
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 May 2021, 8:52, archived)

I'll see what I can do

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 8:54, archived)

from the Rees-Mogg coat of arms:
"1st, between two Spearheads erect Sable a Cock proper (Mogg)"
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 19 May 2021, 9:05, archived)

Well he's not wrong.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 May 2021, 10:39, archived)

Your direct-to-front-door crack'n'hooker business
really is going great guns isn't it?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 May 2021, 9:18, archived)

lockdown's been a major boon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 9:20, archived)

take your protein pills and put your helmet oon


lol helmet
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 10:29, archived)

helmet helmit

of the peanus, you see
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 May 2021, 10:40, archived)

ah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 11:04, archived)

mourning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 May 2021, 9:13, archived)

no, just having a shit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 9:20, archived)

Morning queef, episode of Frasier I hadn't seen before this morning, it's a dole scum Wednesday miracle

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 19 May 2021, 9:18, archived)

result
morning
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 9:23, archived)

Have weed with that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 May 2021, 15:33, archived)

pænus

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 May 2021, 11:55, archived)

p
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 May 2021, 12:35, archived)