At one point the neighbour came out to tell me that 'James was very upset that your wife called him a scumbag last week'.
To which I answered 'Actually she called him a misogynist but clearly he doesn't know what that means so he called himself a scumbag instead because he's a stupid cunt'.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 19 May 2021, 15:59, archived)

I am enjoying your passion today.
I can feeeeeel your anger. It makes you stronger.
( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 19 May 2021, 16:43, archived)

Did you say those exact words though?
Bet you didn't.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 May 2021, 19:48, archived)

Well actually I shouted them out of the window of my Honda Accord
as I was doing doughnuts in the driveway with my hand through the sunroof giving him the middle finger.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 19 May 2021, 20:00, archived)

I hope you noncepunched him while on MASSIVE DRUGS.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 May 2021, 20:37, archived)