The UK Eurovision entry is dire

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 22 May 2021, 20:46, archived)

not watching
alt: Germany, 0 points
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 22 May 2021, 20:58, archived)

Germany are on now

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 22 May 2021, 21:10, archived)

I hope it was shit

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 22 May 2021, 21:19, archived)

Dire

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 22 May 2021, 21:25, archived)

Hang on, I thought BREXIT MEANT BREXIT?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 May 2021, 21:18, archived)

My lovely horse should win

( mongychops, Sat 22 May 2021, 21:21, archived)

I thought I could hear
the curious tone
(dribble, Sat 22 May 2021, 21:33, archived)

Daz Sampson or gtfo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 May 2021, 22:44, archived)

Anvasable using photoshop or other raster graphics editor

(dribble, Sat 22 May 2021, 22:55, archived)

Ok thanks for the update

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 23 May 2021, 0:10, archived)

We deserved every single one of our double-zero points.
OTOH we can't afford to host it next year so all is good.
( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sun 23 May 2021, 0:14, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 May 2021, 9:00, archived)