heh
he was serious as cancer
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:31, archived)

medication, medication, medication - that's what he needs
he wants to be the best, but there's a tumour in his chest
whooah medication's what he needs

if he wants to live past Christmas...yeah
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:36, archived)

Burn down his tv studio, then blow the ashes up his arse with a trumpet

(dribble, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:36, archived)

Roy is a tap dancer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:27, archived)