Yes, well
What are YOU up to, today? Being a useful member of society? Wanking into a cocked hat?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 7:37, archived)

Streetlife and he', m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 7:52, archived)

This is life, m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 8:28, archived)

Work's pretty quiet at the moment.
Might spunk on a sparrow later.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 25 May 2021, 8:09, archived)

Mine too
It's that time of year. Before I know it, I'll have more work than I cope with
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 8:28, archived)

Being caught up in the middle of a spat between different teams
being shat on by both.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 May 2021, 8:18, archived)

Sorry, I don't follow football

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 8:27, archived)

This is all academic
literally
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 May 2021, 8:30, archived)

Woah
Literally
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 8:40, archived)

Bloody academics
especially literary academics.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 May 2021, 8:43, archived)

shya, turdally

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 9:18, archived)

Grodie, to the max bruh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 9:43, archived)

Gag me with a spuuuuuuuhn

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 May 2021, 9:52, archived)

Getting my b12 jab later this morning
Then I have to buy flea stuff and worming pills for the cat
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 May 2021, 8:44, archived)

Sounds like MY kind of shopping trip
shop.fender.com/en-GB/flea-signature-bass?rl=en_US
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 May 2021, 9:04, archived)

I just can't appreciate that guy's bass playing, he sounds dreadful to me, the whole band does
Am I missing something, as a non-bassist?

I mean that actual bass looks good but that shitty cod-funky slap shit he does seems like sub-Level 42 shit to me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 9:18, archived)

RHCP are objectively the worst band of all time.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 25 May 2021, 9:51, archived)

anyone saying anything positive about RHCP on the internet is required by law to add "before they sucked"

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 25 May 2021, 11:31, archived)

I assume this means before they recorded their first song, played their first gig or perhaps even met each other.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 25 May 2021, 13:18, archived)

or were born

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:25, archived)

Of everything they've done, I liked this best
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6D8lB0A9w

Um. I'm currently trying to play one of Flea's basslines but the song is awful, it's just he's doing something technically really difficult so it's just the challenge. As a bassist he's impressive.

I can take or leave RHCP. I think they're very good at what they do and they are definitely entertaining but from that scene I much prefer Jane's Addiction, and I think Living Colour are a lot more interesting.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 May 2021, 9:56, archived)

Terrible bullying of the lovely Manolith

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:09, archived)

Nothing's Shocking is a great album

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:15, archived)

omg there's some horrendous 'MCing' in the middle of that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:23, archived)

He's no Pato Banton
But then, who is?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:46, archived)

I'll tell you who, m8
Daddy Freddy.

Check him out on the home of UK reggae MCing - Record Breakers

www.youtube.com/watch?v=11UZtVjbji4
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:49, archived)

jesting aside Daddy Freddy is fucking great
'Ragamuffin Hip Hop' is a masterpiece
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:50, archived)

Jeez, that's incredible
Although, being introduced by Cheryl Baker, then watching her dance. She has to be the whitest woman on British television. And the look on Daddy Freddy's face when they demonstrate the marker. That was priceless
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 11:10, archived)

my favourite bit is mc roy castle saying 'that was lovely'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:00, archived)

Haha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:08, archived)

big roy with the ill shit as ushe
mind you the 'ill shit' didn't work out so well for him in the long term
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:24, archived)

heh
he was serious as cancer
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:31, archived)

medication, medication, medication - that's what he needs
he wants to be the best, but there's a tumour in his chest
whooah medication's what he needs

if he wants to live past Christmas...yeah
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:36, archived)

Burn down his tv studio, then blow the ashes up his arse with a trumpet

(dribble, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:36, archived)

Roy is a tap dancer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 May 2021, 13:27, archived)

he's a prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:33, archived)

garold, I mean

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:33, archived)

Well really!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:42, archived)

I see you're not denying it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:50, archived)

I bought a 70th anniversary Esquire recently
It's fucken beezer. The neck is gigantic. Probably the biggest neck I've ever played
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 9:44, archived)

Don't want to hear about your porn mag collection, thanks

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 May 2021, 9:57, archived)

That's fair

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:09, archived)

#BigNeckedGals

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:09, archived)

Twangin' that g string like a boss

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:10, archived)

Double Ds and double chins

(dribble, Tue 25 May 2021, 12:42, archived)

They're tolerable, but that's about it

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:25, archived)

Had a lie in today. Just off to work. Got to stay till 11 anyway

( mongychops, Tue 25 May 2021, 9:23, archived)

I'm dying for a lie in
Hey! That rhymes!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:10, archived)

I am wanking into a cocked hat for the benefit of society
There.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:29, archived)

we all appreciate it m8, you're doing the Lord's work

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:31, archived)

It's all that I ask, that you try

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 May 2021, 10:46, archived)

Would that make it a double cocked hat?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 May 2021, 11:40, archived)