morning, morning
I'm thinking of going keto. Anybody done it?
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 28 May 2021, 8:00, archived)

Morning
not me.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 May 2021, 8:01, archived)

Morning
No, and I wouldn't, but you knock yourself out.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 May 2021, 8:24, archived)

hmm
my brother lost a lot of weight on it

also lol: "keto is associated with a variety of unpleasant side-effects, including keto flu, keto breath, keto diarrhea, and keto crotch (an unpleasant vaginal odor)"
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 28 May 2021, 8:27, archived)

I do not have a vag, so whatevs

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 28 May 2021, 8:28, archived)

you *are* a vag, m8
with an unpleasant odour, to boot
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 May 2021, 8:48, archived)

I'm very wary of all fad diets.
Exercise more and stop eating shite, that's usually enough for most people. However, as it says at the top of that page, low-carb diets can work for a morbidly obese person. It's just that in most cases, they don't.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 28 May 2021, 8:32, archived)

calories in < calories out = weight loss
amazing, who knew eh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 May 2021, 8:47, archived)

woah

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 28 May 2021, 8:51, archived)

ikr

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 May 2021, 9:10, archived)

fuck no

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 May 2021, 8:45, archived)

The bodyguard driver lifestyle wasn't for me

(dribble, Fri 28 May 2021, 9:48, archived)