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How do you mow the lawn, scythe it with your penis?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:08, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:20, archived)
How often do you have to empty your foreskin?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:21, archived)
I'm sorry but this is b3ta, not pr0na

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:33, archived)
Most likely to be a sheep tick from the sheep he uses to keep his lawn short. He steers it with his penis.

(Agent Pr1ck llวษฏs วษฅส‡ sส‡I ห™วษ”ษld sแด‰ษฅส‡ วส‡ษษฅ l, Mon 31 May 2021, 9:35, archived)
"THIS WAY! THIS WAY! THIS WAY! THIS WAY!"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 31 May 2021, 12:39, archived)