lol, number 2
i had some beers with some buds on saturday night, was really nice to be a bit normal. and then a few more last night. probably not the wisest choice after a vaccine that can send you wobbly, but here we are.

What is an Uber Exec?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:02, archived)

a minicab, but in a fucking swish Merc

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:06, archived)

OooooOOOOooo like a rich older man would send to pick up someone younger, prettier and poorer?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:07, archived)

seems a bit specific m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:11, archived)

I've watched that documentary about sex workers
Pretty Woman, I think it was called. I know ALL about the industry.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:49, archived)

I saw one once, titled Smack 'Er In The Cloaca 8.
It was very informative.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Jun 2021, 10:26, archived)

With Frankie Howard?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 10:49, archived)

'no, I watched it on my own'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 11:38, archived)

did you vom in it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:07, archived)

nah but I kipped most of the way which was just as well, it took getting on for an hour and a half even at 11:30pm

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:11, archived)

bloody london

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:17, archived)