it has been months since I've slept until late or been up until earlybuongiorno
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 7:55,
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I find it pretty much impossible to sleep in(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:05,
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DO you MIND keeping the noise downnnzzzzzzz *snore*(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:35,
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classic British politeness(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:47,
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Got a bit pissed with the neighbours yesterday afternoonthey've moved out while the house is being renovated and they called round to check up on the work and we demolished a few bottles of wine in the garden.
Their builders are back now - pretty early for that lot. One of them is very overweight and the wheezing noise he makes when he's carrying stuff to the skip makes me want to know there the nearest defibrillator is.
There'll be a lot of swearing down the phone then the sound of banging and smashing. Sounds like they have a fun time of it.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:37,
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"shit... fuck... fuck... shit fuck fucking fuck"one of them's hit his knee apparently.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:57,
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"I'm not gonna lie Steve, I think it's gone - I heard a click"(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:58,
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"no, it ain't broke I think it's a torn ligament"Well, I wasn't expecting THAT. I thought his heart would give out before his knees.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:59,
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i'm sure he was wearing appropriate PPE at the time (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:58,
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He drinks a lot of Coca Cola, does that count?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:59,
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yeah, probably(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:07,
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I got a lot pissed all weekendit were gr8
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:57,
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We took a few car's worth of stuff to the storage depotand put a few things on eBay and Facebook Marketplace.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:00,
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right said Fred, staaaaaanding on the landing...(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:01,
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This is a very good update (NSFW for swears)www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFRdzFjnUiE
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:05,
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lolthink there's more bleeping than singing in that
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:10,
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I got pissed with my neighbors yesterday.They parked their RV on the sidewalk in front of my mailbox, so I shot them.
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‘Standing your ground’. Nice. (
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morning 2 uboy howdy I am thrilled at all the possibilities offered by this new week
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:37,
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how was the weekend?I got my first Jab sunday, Pfizer crew. felt like absolute shit for a couple of hours, but bounced back pretty quick, arm is agony today though.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 8:46,
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it was fucking great tawe went west to see friends, they are very rich and fed us amazing grub and an almost inconceivable amount of top end wines, then sent us home in an Uber Exec (I had no idea that was even a thing).
Nice one on the jab, the Pfizer one seems to be more painful in the short term than AZ which is what I had, but it's supposed to be a bit more effective I think so well worth it. 10 days til jab no2 for me
lol number 2
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:00,
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lol, number 2i had some beers with some buds on saturday night, was really nice to be a bit normal. and then a few more last night. probably not the wisest choice after a vaccine that can send you wobbly, but here we are.
What is an Uber Exec?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:02,
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a minicab, but in a fucking swish Merc(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:06,
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OooooOOOOooo like a rich older man would send to pick up someone younger, prettier and poorer?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:07,
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I've watched that documentary about sex workersPretty Woman, I think it was called. I know ALL about the industry.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:49,
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I saw one once, titled Smack 'Er In The Cloaca 8.It was very informative.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Jun 2021, 10:26,
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With Frankie Howard?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 10:49,
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did you vom in it?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:07,
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nah but I kipped most of the way which was just as well, it took getting on for an hour and a half even at 11:30pm(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:11,
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bloody london(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:17,
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bit rude mate, I'm a well-loved forum contributor, dropping in to wish my online FRIENDS well on this beautiful day and *THIS* is the response I get.It's just not cricket.
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no, he's right, you should fuck off(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jun 2021, 9:11,
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quality internet beeter posts, white supremacism, and foot fetishism.(, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 10:23, archived)
borderline popularity delusion(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 7 Jun 2021, 11:14,
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