Mr Front Bum
bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make him so pengaleng also mint and reem (bung, bung, bung, bung)
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 8:40, archived)

I've just had to go and do a horrible job in a horrible loft.
I thought I'd fixed it last year, but last time I did i was really hungover and I didn't do it right so it is my own fault.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jun 2021, 10:12, archived)

unlucky mon
I have to design an email campaign and I just can't be fucked
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 10:21, archived)

How is it your fault? It's the ALCOHOL, it's not you.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2021, 11:46, archived)