being an adult fucking sucks
nobody in their right minds would want to grow up if they knew what it involved. the only good things about it are sex, drugs, alcohol and the ability to eat ice cream for breakfast without anyone stopping you
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 17:08, archived)

what are the downsides?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Jun 2021, 17:16, archived)

bills, work, crippling anxiety, houseork
not being allowed to tell people in the supermarket they smell of poo, having to do everything for yourself and the unshakeable, nagging feeling that you're making this all up as you go along
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 17:20, archived)

Parklife!

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 17:22, archived)

I'm doing everything for myself rniykwim

(dribble, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 17:29, archived)

ibyaydob

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 17:35, archived)

alright 'sisters'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:00, archived)

I have issues with people who claim anxiety and do drink and drugs, no offence

( mongychops, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:24, archived)

Not having drugs in the house makes me anxious

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 7:49, archived)

Fucking
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 10 Jun 2021, 1:01, archived)

Not fiving it
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 10 Jun 2021, 1:02, archived)

Ffs, I thought I had a friend on here but apparently it was just me somehow.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 10 Jun 2021, 1:06, archived)