Morning, how’s the helm?
I’ve started training for a Marathon and it’s customary for me to work it into every conversation from now on.
And of course, I must tell The Internet
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:30, archived)

Started running on the hottest day eh

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:33, archived)

I went out at 6am, still pretty humid though

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:35, archived)

it's reeking, bro
Haha, might make a joke about Marathon chocolate bars, that would be super lol!!

Good luck with it though, personally: fuck that for a laugh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:35, archived)

Cheers, it’s my first one
You should definitely make a humorous misunderstanding-based comment about the chocolate bar, we all like a right laugh around here
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:37, archived)

the laughs don't come much bigger than when they concern a snack whose name got changed in 1990 so the joke no longer works

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:41, archived)

since when has a joke being painfully shit ever stopped it being posted on /talk?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:52, archived)

+by me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:57, archived)

TWTJ m8
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:02, archived)

ur TJ m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:07, archived)

+ Hooker

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:18, archived)

+ The MGs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:19, archived)

Fuck off MGS

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:22, archived)

run, Forrest!

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:41, archived)

Good luck
I quite enjoyed doing the Paris marathon, but running the Amsterdam one made me realise I only ever really needed to one.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 13:58, archived)

one the race

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 14:09, archived)