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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 8:24, archived)
weekend of highs and lows here
overall I'd give it a 6.5/10
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 8:31, archived)
in my life my cup is either empty or it runneth over

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 8:39, archived)
good nooning CET

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 11:00, archived)
Mine's kind of half-full of vomit. Or half empty, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 11:57, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 8:34, archived)
never made it to that sneaker exhibition
checked on google maps, good service on the district line - except the whole fucking line was shut all weekend, got on a replacement bus, the driver took a wrong turning and got stuck in a street that was too narrow. Got off, walked home, game over ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 8:45, archived)
That's shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 8:49, archived)
very much so, and I had a bustup with my mrs over the kid
how wuz ur sport viewing?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 8:52, archived)
Apart from watching that bloke dying and being CPR'd back to life,very enjoyable. Roll on 2pm for the next installment

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 8:56, archived)
nice one

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:00, archived)
Hahaha oh england

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:09, archived)
business as usual

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:20, archived)
is it coming home?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:21, archived)
alright, "Three Lions on a Shirt"

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 11:43, archived)
Rechargeable clothing, whatever next

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 11:49, archived)
Bit early to say

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:03, archived)
the workshop here areconvinced it definitely is

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:08, archived)
You gotta have faith

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:26, archived)
alright, "George Michael"

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:31, archived)
alright, "Fred Durst", I mean
was taking short shit with the melody in my head when I thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:37, archived)
Remember limp bizkit calling other bands "faggots" in the press as a funny insult, ah the 90s

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:47, archived)
'member when 'nu metal' was a thing and suddenly white teenagers thought they could rap?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:50, archived)
I remember Robb Flynn had some of breakdown
and people are still mocking him for it
(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 13:00, archived)
some of breakdown, some not of breakdown

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 13:15, archived)
Bit unkind
I'm out of sorts
(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 13:17, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 8:39, archived)
hullo wood-o

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 8:45, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:00, archived)
it's a sweaty one here in my pants

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:01, archived)
it's a bit rainy here in HG1 this morning lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:09, archived)
heck yeah, morning it is

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:06, archived)
alright Yoda

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:08, archived)
We had a big old party weekend
and now I feel a little bit fuzzy. The good news is that with so many colleagues on holiday the weekly Monday morning MS Teams call has been cancelled.

There was a bit of a to-do yesterday in our road. Our neighbours a couple of doors along are viciously protective of the parking space in front of their house and if anyone parks there they tend to leave notes threatening they'll inform the police and the DVLA. I mean, it's a public highway, but they are convinced they have some kind of right over it. Yesterday someone had the temerity to park there and it all kicked off big-time. At first we though there had been a crash but it really was just a huge screaming match with threats and massive argy-bargy. We were too hung over to go and really enjoy the fracas, but it sounded like all-hell was breaking loose.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:22, archived)
tempers fray in hot weather
just look at the middle east
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:26, archived)
Yes, this suburb in zone 2 south east London does resemble the West Bank
more often than I'd like.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:35, archived)
I spent a very odd summer in Stamford Hill amidst the Hassidic community
Funnily enough one of the main streets there is called West Bank, they just can't help themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:36, archived)
It's a quality bit of coincidence, that.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Jun 2021, 11:59, archived)
isn't it just

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:27, archived)
Might go park there and call the police myself, say I'm being physically threatened by a mental

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:32, archived)
Please let me know when you plan to do this
so I can be ready with my phone so I can make an hilarious film (in portrait mode, natch) and go viral on teh tiktokinstagrams
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:35, archived)
Alright Darnella

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:21, archived)
Alright Smas..oh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:36, archived)
needs more unconvincing kitchen sink drama

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:03, archived)
To be fair though mate, they do have the right to park in the space right outside their house.
Unfortunately for them, so does everyone else.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:51, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 11:58, archived)
Oh, you know
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:28, archived)
Morning, how’s the helm?
I’ve started training for a Marathon and it’s customary for me to work it into every conversation from now on.
And of course, I must tell The Internet
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:30, archived)
Started running on the hottest day eh

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:33, archived)
I went out at 6am, still pretty humid though

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:35, archived)
it's reeking, bro
Haha, might make a joke about Marathon chocolate bars, that would be super lol!!

Good luck with it though, personally: fuck that for a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:35, archived)
Cheers, it’s my first one
You should definitely make a humorous misunderstanding-based comment about the chocolate bar, we all like a right laugh around here
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:37, archived)
the laughs don't come much bigger than when they concern a snack whose name got changed in 1990 so the joke no longer works

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:41, archived)
since when has a joke being painfully shit ever stopped it being posted on /talk?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:52, archived)
+by me

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:57, archived)

TWTJ m8
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:02, archived)
ur TJ m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:07, archived)
+ Hooker

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:18, archived)
+ The MGs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:19, archived)
Fuck off MGS

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:22, archived)
run, Forrest!

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:41, archived)
Good luck
I quite enjoyed doing the Paris marathon, but running the Amsterdam one made me realise I only ever really needed to one.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 13:58, archived)
one the race

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 14:09, archived)
phew what a scorcher

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:06, archived)
innit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:14, archived)
i'm hot

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:19, archived)
you sure are, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:24, archived)
i had a few pints of lager in the sun yesterday and i did feel quite woozy,
need to get my summer drinking back on track
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:32, archived)
I was on full dad-manning-the-grill duty yesterday, with the obligatory accompanying lagers
once I got back from the 2hr round trip dropping the nipper home I was fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:33, archived)
i can imagine, i came in from the heat and promptly fell asleep on the sofa

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:50, archived)
Got to do one of those online
aptitude tests for a job I applied for. That's all folks.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:35, archived)
good luck, new person

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:48, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:58, archived)
5/7 some pig

(dribble, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 11:38, archived)
The son of the childminder who looks after our nipper during working hours has been puking this morning,
so all the kids have had to be sent home while they get a covid test for her kid sorted out, which'll take a couple of days. Meaning either my Mrs or me will probably have to take some emergency leave, sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:01, archived)
it's shit (but understandable) that nurseries etc insist on independently verified Covid tests before you can send your kid back to them eh

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:07, archived)
have you considered fucking off to mumsnet?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:09, archived)
Have you considered snogging my bumhole?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Jun 2021, 14:10, archived)
childminder is as bad a word as babysitter
but what do I care?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:38, archived)
I don't know, you tell me.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Jun 2021, 14:10, archived)