The son of the childminder who looks after our nipper during working hours has been puking this morning,
so all the kids have had to be sent home while they get a covid test for her kid sorted out, which'll take a couple of days. Meaning either my Mrs or me will probably have to take some emergency leave, sigh.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:01, archived)

it's shit (but understandable) that nurseries etc insist on independently verified Covid tests before you can send your kid back to them eh

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:07, archived)

have you considered fucking off to mumsnet?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:09, archived)

Have you considered snogging my bumhole?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Jun 2021, 14:10, archived)

childminder is as bad a word as babysitter
but what do I care?
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 12:38, archived)

I don't know, you tell me.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Jun 2021, 14:10, archived)