I'm going to come round your house in the middle of the night tomorrow and shit in the cement mixer
amongst other nefarious deeds
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:36, archived)

That's a funny pet name for his husband

( mongychops, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:42, archived)

I won't tell you how he earnt it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:51, archived)

HSS loan him out for a week at a time

(dribble, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:56, archived)

tell us how he earned it

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 14:29, archived)

"Max hardcore", I thought he was just a very efficient builder

(dribble, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 14:46, archived)

he knows the score

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 15:10, archived)

While it's running?
That'd be tiktok gold
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 14:52, archived)

You run your mixer overnight?
Christ, I bet the neighbours love you
(dribble, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 15:19, archived)

I don't tell the builders how to run the project
they are experts in their field. I'll leave them to their own plunging arse-crack trouser lines, choice of Heart FM and cement mixer etiquette.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 16:31, archived)

my whole life is tiktok gold m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 15:58, archived)