It is the afternoon
I am struggling with motivation and would really like to fuck off down The Red Lion for a pizza and a few lagers.

Would that be OK? Thanks in advance
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:31, archived)

Sure

(dribble, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:34, archived)

nice one dribble m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:37, archived)

Approved

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:35, archived)

cheers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:37, archived)

i'll join you

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:35, archived)

see you there, windy old pal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:37, archived)

I've signed off your request and updated the holiday absence log.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:38, archived)

lol log

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:38, archived)

lollog sounds like a swords and sorcery character
or a partial racism
(dribble, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:41, archived)

or a Lewis Carroll nonsense word

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:45, archived)

lol nonse

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:45, archived)

He was a bit

(dribble, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:01, archived)

Allegedly

(dribble, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:09, archived)

you can defame the dead as much as you want mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:14, archived)

His relatives might sue

(dribble, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:23, archived)

sue you for online internet harrassment?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:25, archived)

Yeah, get the police involved and everything
this is all very serious stuff
(dribble, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:35, archived)

delete this please

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 14:28, archived)

great news

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:42, archived)

the super noodles are on me!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:47, archived)

I'm paying

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:49, archived)

yesssssss

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:30, archived)

I don't mean to brag, but the flexible working arrangements I now have mean that I could do something like this as long as I still get the work done
Oh wait, yeah I do mean to brag, soz
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:51, archived)

are you flxible enough to stick your own head up your arse mate

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:52, archived)

he really really needs to go fuck himself

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:54, archived)

u wanker lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:35, archived)

I'm in the pub , I read that ginger is good for bad guts, so I'm having a bottle of alcoholic ginger beer, it's not helping

( mongychops, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:00, archived)

^ ginger beer

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:02, archived)

Yes that is what I just typed , well spotted

( mongychops, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:03, archived)

IT'S COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG, AS YOU BLOODY WELL KNOW

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:06, archived)

Gay slang is not really my remit, try chatting to other homosexuls

( mongychops, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:24, archived)

ok

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:37, archived)

It really does work, maybe you simply haven't had enough of them
Have 6 more and a whisky mac on the side

Disclaimer: whisky macs are fucking foul
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:34, archived)

liven up your whisky macs with a shot of liquorice liqueur

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:40, archived)

euch, nein danke
edit: hang on, liquorice is a laxative isn't it. You big meanie
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:46, archived)

is it? I didn't know that
I'm quite fond of a whisky mac myself

sans liquorice though
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:51, archived)

when I was about 15 I downed a pint of Stone's Ginger Wine in one for a dare
won't be doing that again
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:52, archived)

go on, I dare you

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:56, archived)

damn it, you know my Achilles' heel, I can never turn down a dare

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:59, archived)

d b
+ bum

Lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 14:38, archived)

no way lol ur mental

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 15:57, archived)

I just fancy a nap right now

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:04, archived)

go now, i'll cover for you

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:05, archived)

good man
if I dream of any miracle stomach remedies, I'll let you know
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:08, archived)

Would you like to collect your P45 in person
or shall I have it posted to you?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:33, archived)

I'm going to come round your house in the middle of the night tomorrow and shit in the cement mixer
amongst other nefarious deeds
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:36, archived)

That's a funny pet name for his husband

( mongychops, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:42, archived)

I won't tell you how he earnt it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:51, archived)

HSS loan him out for a week at a time

(dribble, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:56, archived)

tell us how he earned it

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 14:29, archived)

"Max hardcore", I thought he was just a very efficient builder

(dribble, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 14:46, archived)

he knows the score

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 15:10, archived)

While it's running?
That'd be tiktok gold
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 14:52, archived)

You run your mixer overnight?
Christ, I bet the neighbours love you
(dribble, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 15:19, archived)

I don't tell the builders how to run the project
they are experts in their field. I'll leave them to their own plunging arse-crack trouser lines, choice of Heart FM and cement mixer etiquette.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 16:31, archived)

my whole life is tiktok gold m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 15:58, archived)

i insist that you do it immediately

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 15:42, archived)

I had to make do with 'going for a 3 lap walk of the park and then to the supermarket'
It wasn't as good tbh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 15:58, archived)

shame
still, almost quitting time for those of you with jobs, so you can spend some of your hard-earned wages on booze
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 16:19, archived)

I've just emailed my boss asking for tomorrow off

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 16:57, archived)

that's the spirit

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 17:05, archived)

a
walk of the parkdances
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 17:15, archived)

well, yeah, those also

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 17:18, archived)