Order a Domino's pizza in the first place makes you a bad person
burning the place down afterwards doesn't really do much to alter that
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:05, archived)

sometimes needs must mate
There's a wise old Scottish saying: You can only piss with the cock you've got.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:06, archived)

Bullshit. You could chop it off and still piss out of the stump.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:17, archived)