"A tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse… The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm"

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:31, archived)

Tom Watt's knob lols

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:41, archived)

This took me far too long to get

lol
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 16:45, archived)

I told you not to stir your Guinness like that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:43, archived)

White tipped
and lo, the modern day magic wand was born
(dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:41, archived)

Get in my cabinet, Debbie. Get in there. You like it rough, don't you, you dirty little minx? You want my enchanted wand, don't you. Say "yes, Paul".

(dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:44, archived)

Wizbit really took a dark turn in the later series

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:46, archived)

dark sexy
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:48, archived)