Good afternoon, spackattack's
It is I...the Sheriff of Nadding-ham!

Haha, not really, it's me (Queef). Very boring day for me, I can't process any payments as SagePay is down. How r u lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:08, archived)

Living the dream Queef, legal weed and good weather.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:15, archived)

happy days m8
we've got rain here now but tbh it was needed, was muggy as fuck the past couple of nights
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:23, archived)

Julii
a collection of emperors
(dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:16, archived)

GAYgepay, I calls it
Or Sagegay. Either's good
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:17, archived)

MagePay
favoured by fat, speccy D&D knobstains
(dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:21, archived)

terrible bullying of BPD Posse here

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:46, archived)

no u never m8 dunt lie

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:24, archived)

Alright, I didn't
But I thought it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:30, archived)

Yeah well you don't want to know what I'm thinking right now m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:40, archived)

what a coincidence, I had pork and sage sausages for lunch

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:24, archived)

what a world eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:26, archived)

blows my mind on the daily

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:31, archived)

Do you mind?
There are vegetarians on this forum
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:29, archived)

it's OK, it was vegetarian sage

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:31, archived)

Not vegan??
You monster
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:34, archived)

*votes up Herb Sentience bill*

(dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:57, archived)

They grow towards the sun. They know when to flower. End of argument.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 5:32, archived)

Hot and sweaty, m8
Now it's stopped raining, it's gone back to being humid
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:31, archived)

perfect weather for mosquitoes
(I don't mean the WWII aeroplanes)
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:40, archived)

"A tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse… The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm"

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:31, archived)

Tom Watt's knob lols

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:41, archived)

This took me far too long to get

lol
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 16:45, archived)

I told you not to stir your Guinness like that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:43, archived)

White tipped
and lo, the modern day magic wand was born
(dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:41, archived)

Get in my cabinet, Debbie. Get in there. You like it rough, don't you, you dirty little minx? You want my enchanted wand, don't you. Say "yes, Paul".

(dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:44, archived)

Wizbit really took a dark turn in the later series

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:46, archived)

dark sexy
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:48, archived)

those 12km eggs are pretty shit

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:50, archived)

y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 16:58, archived)

Lots of sweatys already in town , fucking scotch nobs

( mongychops, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:53, archived)

ffs wife's just got back from the opticians
steroids have fucked up her eyesight and now she needs cataracts op: 6 month waiting list, this just gets better and better
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:04, archived)

Bloody hell

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:06, archived)

yeah not great

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:17, archived)

they've almost certainly fucked up more than just her eyesight, bones for example, but we don't have regular check ups for those

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:38, archived)

she's already had arthritis surgery, great to know more lols are in the pipeline

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:40, archived)

has her bench gone up though?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:51, archived)

she's judy af m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:52, archived)

phwoar

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:54, archived)

They dont warn you of that when you are beasting it in the pit

( mongychops, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:24, archived)

I've definitely witnessed some 'roid rage as well

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:39, archived)

sux 2 b u m8 lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:29, archived)

could be worse
I could be you
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:38, archived)

haha i no u r but wat am i lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 15:02, archived)

a fucking stupid cunt?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 15:05, archived)

c u on the populol page m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 15:32, archived)

sorry you picked a rubbish wife m8

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:46, archived)

wish I'd kept the receipt now

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:52, archived)

Just realised that you said "spackattack"
Not heard that since the late 80's. See also; dick splash
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 16:00, archived)

I'm keeping the dream alive, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 16:58, archived)