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Good afternoon, spackattack's
It is I...the Sheriff of Nadding-ham!
Haha, not really, it's me (Queef). Very boring day for me, I can't process any payments as SagePay is down. How r u lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:08,
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Living the dream Queef, legal weed and good weather.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:15,
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happy days m8
we've got rain here now but tbh it was needed, was muggy as fuck the past couple of nights
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:23,
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Julii
a collection of emperors
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dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:16,
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GAYgepay, I calls it
Or Sagegay. Either's good
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:17,
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MagePay
favoured by fat, speccy D&D knobstains
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dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:21,
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terrible bullying of BPD Posse here
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:46,
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no u never m8 dunt lie
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:24,
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Alright, I didn't
But I
thought it
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:30,
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Yeah well you don't want to know what I'm thinking right now m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:40,
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what a coincidence, I had pork and sage sausages for lunch
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:24,
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what a world eh
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:26,
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blows my mind on the daily
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:31,
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Do you mind?
There are vegetarians on this forum
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:29,
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it's OK, it was vegetarian sage
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:31,
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Not vegan??
You monster
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:34,
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*votes up Herb Sentience bill*
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dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:57,
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They grow towards the sun. They know when to flower. End of argument.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 5:32,
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Hot and sweaty, m8
Now it's stopped raining, it's gone back to being humid
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:31,
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perfect weather for mosquitoes
(I don't mean the WWII aeroplanes)
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:40,
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"A tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse… The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm"
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:31,
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Tom Watt's knob lols
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:41,
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This took me far too long to get
lol
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 16:45,
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I told you not to stir your Guinness like that
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:43,
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White tipped
and lo, the modern day magic wand was born
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dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:41,
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Get in my cabinet, Debbie. Get in there. You like it rough, don't you, you dirty little minx? You want my enchanted wand, don't you. Say "yes, Paul".
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dribble, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:44,
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Wizbit really took a dark turn in the later series
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:46,
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dark sexy
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:48,
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those 12km eggs are pretty shit
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:50,
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y
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 16:58,
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Lots of sweatys already in town , fucking scotch nobs
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mongychops, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 13:53,
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ffs wife's just got back from the opticians
steroids have fucked up her eyesight and now she needs cataracts op: 6 month waiting list, this just gets better and better
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:04,
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Bloody hell
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:06,
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yeah not great
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:17,
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they've almost certainly fucked up more than just her eyesight, bones for example, but we don't have regular check ups for those
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:38,
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she's already had arthritis surgery, great to know more lols are in the pipeline
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:40,
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has her bench gone up though?
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:51,
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she's judy af m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:52,
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phwoar
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:54,
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They dont warn you of that when you are beasting it in the pit
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mongychops, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:24,
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I've definitely witnessed some 'roid rage as well
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:39,
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sux 2 b u m8 lol
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:29,
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could be worse
I could be you
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:38,
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haha i no u r but wat am i lol
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 15:02,
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a fucking stupid cunt?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 15:05,
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c u on the populol page m8
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jun 2021, 15:32,
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sorry you picked a rubbish wife m8
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sticklebrlcks link in bio โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:46,
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wish I'd kept the receipt now
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:52,
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Just realised that you said "spackattack"
Not heard that since the late 80's. See also; dick splash
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 16:00,
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I'm keeping the dream alive, m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 16:58,
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