We went to the cinema last night
the film was very silly still it was nice to get out but fucking hell, the behaviour of the audience was atrocious. The noise and disruption, talking, phone-torches to see what they were doing, I'm not sure I can be bothered going to the movies again.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 8:59, archived)

the cinema has always been shit,
I will never understand how people think that something that is best enjoyed with full relaxed quiet concentration is going to be improved by trying to do it in a room full of other people. Other people ruin literally eveything.

just save the ticket money over a year or so, get a massive TV and decent surround sound gear and never leave the house again
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:03, archived)

Being fair
I do enjoy stupid action movies with HOOJ soundtracks and 'splosions. Atomic Blonde was well worth seeing on the big screen, but not enough to put up with the general public.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:12, archived)

just be rich enough to have an actual cinema at home
easy
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:16, archived)

why would I want something as nouveau riche as a "home cinema"
urgh
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:44, archived)

you can buy a big screen and a big soundsytem
unless you live in some horrid flat or terraced house where the noise would upset the neighbours
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:16, archived)

I live in London
we do things differently here.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:31, archived)

project your film onto the Houses of Parliament and watch it from your window
like a proper Londoner
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:33, archived)

gail porter's arse

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:36, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10131998
(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:59, archived)

What a horrible bullying cunt, I'm glad he died

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:59, archived)

I wonder if Vorderman's arse would fit on the Palace of Westminster

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 11:07, archived)

It'd need a whole new House to it is self

(dribble, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 11:41, archived)

but what a magnificent house it would be!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 11:43, archived)

Alright, Alan Partridge.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:55, archived)

^ proper grasp of Latin

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:00, archived)

^ pierced his foot on a spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:01, archived)

don't shine that torch in my face mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:16, archived)