the best thing since life's spread

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 12:54, archived)

Found you're old comment about getting down off her pedal stool and I dun a small nose exhale

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:10, archived)

link plz

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:14, archived)

dinnae bother, I found it, it ent worth the effort, ent even lyin

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:16, archived)

I did actually used to work with an exceptionally dim individual who unironically used 'damp squid', 'best thing since life's spread' and 'to all intensive purposes'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:18, archived)

Sounds like Priti Patel

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:26, archived)

fit from the neck up, that one

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:38, archived)

FOBBOC?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:42, archived)

built like a dinner lady

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:59, archived)

Cor!

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:03, archived)

the bloke off of dinnerladies used to live directly opposite me, true story

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:08, archived)

oh yeah? Well, I went to school with loads of dinnerladies

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:47, archived)

weird flex, but OK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:50, archived)

+ when they were still children

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 15:01, archived)

The tightly pursed mouth and golf ball cheekbones do it for you

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:53, archived)

and the toxic right-wing views

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:59, archived)

One of my younger colleagues frequently came out with gems like this
and then a few seconds later asked what it means because he might have said it wrong

You know, WFH has done wonders for my blood pressure
(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 13:52, archived)

Sounds like he’s a bit of a pre-Madonna

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:06, archived)

I think his parents couldn't be bothered

(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:18, archived)

...to use contraception

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:21, archived)

"Great dinner, hon."
"Thanks, babe."
"Hey ... didn't we have a kid?"
(dribble, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 14:24, archived)