I tell them that at the front door, a lovely icebreaker I reckon.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:19, archived)

very wise, it's sure to impress

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:20, archived)

never fails mate, never fails
Everybody loves Gove!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 11:22, archived)