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All the shingle ladeeesh
morning
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 7:55, archived)
good morning garold
seeing my brother tonight, been a very long time indeed, really looking forward to it.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 8:04, archived)
He's quite a character isn't he?

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 8:09, archived)
yes indeed

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 8:16, archived)
alright

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 8:07, archived)
Yeah, I think so.

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 8:09, archived)
do the shingle ladies get roofied?
morning
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:02, archived)
No, you use shingle on floors not roofs

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:10, archived)
wtfayboa?
edit: oh it appears to another transatlantic muffin/bicuit style confusion

I had completely forgotten about shingle beaches
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:11, archived)
I am wrong

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:20, archived)
if only you'd listened to Shakin' Stevens m8
'Ain't got time to fix the shingles
Ain't got time to fix the floor'
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:29, archived)
Poor old Shaky
Born about 30 years too late
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:48, archived)
He's great.
Responsible for one of my favourite tv clips ever, attacking a young Richard Madeley:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpjxfQDHnyo
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:53, archived)
good read here
cosmicdwellings.com/2015/07/21/shaky-and-the-sunsets/
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:57, archived)
I for one will not find it funny if Shakin' Stevens develops Parkinson's disease.

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 10:07, archived)
I for one did not find it funny when, following years of fawning adulation on his show, Billy Connolly developed Parkinson's disease

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 10:24, archived)

OH YEAH?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:13, archived)
Fucking hell!

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:19, archived)
alright, 'Yello'

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:21, archived)
heh

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:56, archived)
waddup
job interview this morning, not had one of those for 7 years...
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:10, archived)
On the zoom or the teams I guess?

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:15, archived)
nope, in person so I get to wear a mask and make a terrible first impression
yay!
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:19, archived)
make sure to eat a lucky clove of raw garlic before you go in

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:30, archived)
I've not had one for a good 15 years
Started work on my cv yesterday as work is deathly quiet. Hope you get the job
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:20, archived)
have the b3ta headhunters been in touch?

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:22, archived)
Yes.
FRIEND.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:54, archived)
can you lend me £250 for a school uniform?

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 10:07, archived)
thanks m8

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:25, archived)
All the b3ta best

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:59, archived)
Well, as if Friday couldn't get any more exciting... a proposition from Neville!
l write to know if you or your company are open for investors. I
represent a team of private investors from the Gulf countries. These
investors are currently providing financial support (Loans) to
companies and individuals for start-up or business expansion. They can
fund up to five billion USD for a project with good ROI.

They also pay 5% commission to individuals who direct clients to them
for financing.

Thank you in advance as I anticipate your kind response

Regards
Neville R DEVIR
Independent Financial Consultant
[email protected]
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:14, archived)
I'd have preferred an email from The Neville

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:15, archived)
as an investment advice professional, I recommend that you invest all of your liquid assets with Neville R DEVIR.

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:23, archived)
*pours bottle of Tesco Everyday Gin into an envelope*

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:25, archived)
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:49, archived)
You know you can trust him, he's an Independent Financial Consultant.

(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 14:03, archived)
you know that 'Just Say No' record?
Do you think they did the drum beats on a Ro-land 808?
(, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 10:14, archived)