No, you use shingle on floors not roofs

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:10, archived)

wtfayboa?
edit: oh it appears to another transatlantic muffin/bicuit style confusion

I had completely forgotten about shingle beaches
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:11, archived)

I am wrong

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:20, archived)

if only you'd listened to Shakin' Stevens m8
'Ain't got time to fix the shingles
Ain't got time to fix the floor'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:29, archived)

Poor old Shaky
Born about 30 years too late
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:48, archived)

He's great.
Responsible for one of my favourite tv clips ever, attacking a young Richard Madeley:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpjxfQDHnyo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:53, archived)

good read here
cosmicdwellings.com/2015/07/21/shaky-and-the-sunsets/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:57, archived)

I for one will not find it funny if Shakin' Stevens develops Parkinson's disease.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 25 Jun 2021, 10:07, archived)

I for one did not find it funny when, following years of fawning adulation on his show, Billy Connolly developed Parkinson's disease

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 10:24, archived)

OH YEAH?
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:13, archived)

Fucking hell!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:19, archived)

alright, 'Yello'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:21, archived)

heh

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:56, archived)