I was in a soft play centre for an hour and a half this morning on only a couple of hours' sleep after an MDMA sesh last night.
I'm not saying I'm a hero, but I do think I deserve to be eulogised in epic alliterative verse.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 27 Jun 2021, 18:43, archived)

christ I reallly miss bumbles, not sure I could cope now I have a kid

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 27 Jun 2021, 21:27, archived)

He woke up around 4:30, the little shit.
I took him downstairs at 5 for a very early breakfast, some books and Peppa Pig, while Mrs. Tea caught some more Z's. I'm basically Superman when you think about it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 27 Jun 2021, 21:59, archived)

what a fucking wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 27 Jun 2021, 22:56, archived)

you, I mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 27 Jun 2021, 23:35, archived)

Oh brave and mighty Mr. Tea, from nine o’clock to ten thirty, after a night on MDMA, hanging about where the kiddies play

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 2:48, archived)