I am procrastinating
As I need to clean the house but I don't want to
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 12:29, archived)

dozer will pay you to do it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 12:47, archived)

Try procrasturbating instead. Much more rewarding.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 1 Jul 2021, 17:15, archived)