Not really my department, m8.
You could gaz mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jul 2021, 11:53, archived)

soz mate, I made a gauche mistake, apologies for disturbing your weekend.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jul 2021, 12:11, archived)

That's OK mVIII.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jul 2021, 12:32, archived)

but if you had a gun to your head and had to choose, which would it be?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jul 2021, 12:34, archived)

The one growing a crust on your manky nob, m(2^3).

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jul 2021, 15:34, archived)

Classic!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jul 2021, 16:46, archived)