morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jul 2021, 8:14, archived)

I suppose this is technically accurate.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jul 2021, 10:11, archived)

alright Tea, what's your favourite fungus of the order Olpidiales?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jul 2021, 10:15, archived)

oh do be quiet

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 10:59, archived)

ringworm
not what you asked but it's the same kingdom
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 11:50, archived)

Not really my department, m8.
You could gaz mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jul 2021, 11:53, archived)

soz mate, I made a gauche mistake, apologies for disturbing your weekend.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jul 2021, 12:11, archived)

That's OK mVIII.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jul 2021, 12:32, archived)

but if you had a gun to your head and had to choose, which would it be?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jul 2021, 12:34, archived)

The one growing a crust on your manky nob, m(2^3).

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jul 2021, 15:34, archived)

Classic!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jul 2021, 16:46, archived)

morning
pasta dough made, massive booze run completed, might have a lager
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 11:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8305980
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jul 2021, 11:11, archived)

LICK MY PISSHOLE
sorry, I mean morning
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 11:13, archived)

SIEG HEIL!
Oh, wait, I meant morning, soz.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jul 2021, 11:16, archived)

one was enough for me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 12:06, archived)

Morning, I'm in Devon and it's been quite wet.

For more exciting updates listen to my podcast 'I'm in Devon, why don't you care?'
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 3 Jul 2021, 12:25, archived)

hi, ocsp, please messily commit suicide, thanks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jul 2021, 12:32, archived)

Am in Devon also. Can confirm sogginess.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jul 2021, 12:33, archived)

Afternoon, I'm in Surrey, was in Berkshire earlier, both of them are dry, will report back if that changes.

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 13:43, archived)