Why would anyone live in the north
Out of choice? Also fuck football. Can I go home now please.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 20:23, archived)

pints are cheap

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 20:37, archived)

Depends where you drink

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 21:09, archived)

tip: drink in the north

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 21:17, archived)

^

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jul 2021, 22:30, archived)

The cities are mostly nice
and some areas near the coast barely have any slime mould.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 21:10, archived)

0-3
It's coming home
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 21:11, archived)

Four now.
My god, this is a proper dry bumming.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jul 2021, 21:23, archived)

God bless those brave overpaid English future rapists.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 21:31, archived)

It's cumming herm, it's cumming herm it's cumming.
Futballs cumming herm
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 21:30, archived)

Cos it's infinitely cheaper?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 21:29, archived)

selling my northern house to some dude who lives in London, likes the money, but hates everything else about it
An identical house in London is 600 grand, he and I agreed that that is a hilarious pisstake.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jul 2021, 22:21, archived)

Oh. Em. Gee.

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 22:22, archived)

Hiyaa

( Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 6:48, archived)

so we don't share a city with you
plus, the north west is exceptionally awful, maybe choose your holidays a bit better eh.

Bootle and Runcorn? What kind of bent spastic actually opts in to visiting those places?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 Jul 2021, 22:18, archived)

Trip entirely based around bringing cheer to poor friends
Who have failed in life and had to move north.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 4 Jul 2021, 9:09, archived)

Football is shit
But I was born and raised in the North West and would only move if I had the money to relocate to Dorset
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 3 Jul 2021, 22:30, archived)