I reckon that people who use 'myself' and 'yourself' in place of 'me' and 'you' in a desperate bid to hide the fact that they scraped through school with Cs and Ds in their GCSEs should all be gassed.
Does that sound unduly harsh?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:39, archived)

Do you know what's worse?
When some scotch povvo who was born in a skip gets into a private school and then spends their life desperately berating their own kind due to impostor syndrome, like some kind of pitiful parvenu.

Does that sound unduly exactly like you?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:44, archived)

THAT SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE ME AT ALL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:47, archived)

you're fooling no-one sunshine

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 11:52, archived)